We began with a yellow baby. Twenty-two hours old. A TSB of 25 mg/dL dominated by unconjugated bilirubin - the indirect fraction - unbound to glucuronic acid, poorly soluble in water, tightly bound to albumin, and at those concentrations, hungry to diffuse across the blood-brain barrier and settle in the basal ganglia. The Van den Bergh test gave us that information. It told us this was not obstructive jaundice - not a problem of excretion. It told us this was haemolytic and conjugation-deficient disease - a problem of overproduction and inadequate processing. In this baby's case, ABO incompatibility was driving red cell destruction, G6PD deficiency likely amplified it, and early sepsis compounded an already overwhelmed neonatal hepatic conjugating system - one which, even in a healthy term neonate, operates at only a fraction of adult UGT enzyme capacity for the first four weeks of life (Lippincott Biochemistry, 8th ed., p. 804). Four exchange transfusions. Supplemental blood. Intensive phototherapy converting unconjugated bilirubin to water-soluble photoisomers excretable without conjugation. These interventions were not chosen blindly. They were guided - at every step - by the ability to measure, differentiate, and track bilirubin fractions through a colorimetric reaction first described in 1916. The Van den Bergh test is deceptively simple: diazotized sulfanilic acid meets bilirubin, azodipyroles form, colour develops, absorbance is read. But the clinical intelligence encoded in that reaction - direct versus indirect, conjugated versus unconjugated, hepatocellular versus haemolytic versus obstructive - has informed every bedside jaundice decision made in the last hundred years. That yellow baby we described at the start? He survived because someone acted fast, acted correctly, and acted with the right numbers. Clinicians who understand the biochemistry behind those numbers - who know why a direct reaction is fast and an indirect one is slow, who know what "25 mg/dL predominantly unconjugated" actually means physiologically - those are the clinicians who act correctly under pressure. The Van den Bergh test is not history. It is every jaundiced neonate in your ward tonight. Know it. Shorten it, maintain the impact.