Q: Scribble day medical student thought A: Do you mean you want a short “day in the life” scribble or thought-caption written from a medical student’s perspective? Q: Make it funny and relatable for a med student A: Scribble Day: Med Student Edition Woke up early to study. Opened the book. Read one paragraph. Diagnosed myself with three diseases. Went to class thinking, “Today I’ll understand everything.” Left knowing the mitochondria is somehow involved. Had coffee for breakfast, stress for lunch, and guilt for dinner. Patient: “Doctor, will this hurt?” Me, internally: “I’m just a student. Please do not ask me anything with confidence.” My handwriting now looks like an ECG during ventricular fibrillation. Current treatment plan: 1. Sleep 2. Panic about not studying 3. Study while sleepy 4. Repeat until graduation or spontaneous recovery